Aquarius...moving forward
Also know as the friend who never listens because she's too busy proving to the virtual world world that you guys are actually hanging out. #Annoying.
This is your oldest friend. You may or may not still be close to her, but no matter what, she can play the "I'm your oldest friend" card, and she'll be right. This can work to your advantage or against it, depending on the situation, but the fact that you share so much history with one person is ...
This is that one type of friend who often can't go with the flow, and treats hanging out like a business meeting, down to the exact minute you meet up. God forbid you're late or have to cancel.
This friend was absent from etiquette school the day interrupting was covered. Better at talking than she is at listening, she always yaks over you before you finish your complete thought, and you know that when you're talking, she's already mentally thinking about what she's going to say next. ...
This is the friend for whom "don't say anything" means "tell everyone you know." She lives for gossip, and often trash-talks people you both know. While most of it's probably harmless, you kind of have to wonder what she says about you when you're not around.
Shopping with others can be an epic annoyance, but this friend is totally on your retail wavelength—she likes the same types of stores, isn't on your tail the whole time, and isn't ready to leave in four minutes flat.
We all have that friend who—no matter what age she's turning—organizes a birthday party for herself and expects her girlfriends to pay. This can get annoying because (a.) you rarely never get any food or drinks, and always end up spending a ton, and (b.) once we hit a certain age, it's time to ...
This is the type of friend who cannot be left alone—ever. Whether you're out at a bar, at a friend's birthday dinner, or at any social outing, she's always up your you-know-what. Take it as a compliment—she obviously feels comfortable with you and admires your social skills—but you may have to ...
