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Not really a field of medicine nor a practitioner but he gets all the credit after a doctor manages to save a life from death. Medicine is not an exact science so maybe he does deserve credit.
Field of medicine dealing with the problems of the respiratory tract. Make lots of money from smokers even though their end goal, ideally, is to eradicate smoking completely forever.
Field of medicine dealing with the problems of the digestive system. Make lots of money off of fat people seeking quick ways to get thinner when in reality those should be consulting with cardiologists.
Field of medicine that focuses on the diseases of young children below twenty years old, even if said child is physically mature and taller than the doctor – if he is below twenty years old he is to be put with the pediatrics.
The field of medicine that refers patients to other fields of medicine and is generally bossed around by practitioners of the other specialties, as there are too many of them.
The art of medicine where the doctors receive the most prayers and produce the most miracles per field compared to other fields of medicine, because their patients are often dying.
A special branch of surgery concerned with problems involving the muscles and skeleton. Orthopedics is required for patients to be able to move again after having these problems.
Field of medicine designed to aid surgeons in keeping the patient free of pain while the surgeon takes them apart and inflicts incisions that would really hurt without anesthesia.
